Why are they in the ocean?
Posted 5 months ago
Second Opinion
No medical test
Involves doctors putting their
Mouths on the patient
Posted 6 months ago
Going Nowhere
Man in the basement
Living a pathetic life
He’s writing a book
Posted 7 months ago
Priorities
There’s no room for food
Because I’ve stocked my cupboard
With loads of doll parts
Posted 8 months ago
Patriotism
I would kill every
Last Panda on Earth to keep
America Safe
Posted 11 months ago
What do you get for the man who has everything?
Masturbating in
Your car with a sock puppet
Pure relaxation
Posted 11 months ago
What I learned from Law and Order
Trust me! The worst place
To hide jewels is in a
Horses vagina
Posted 11 months ago
10 of 10: Epilogue
Bitterness sets in
Robots wrap themselves in a
Blanket of hubris
