January 2013
1 post
3 tags
Second Opinion
No medical test
Involves doctors putting their
Mouths on the patient
December 2012
1 post
4 tags
Going Nowhere
Man in the basement
Living a pathetic life
He’s writing a book
November 2012
1 post
3 tags
Priorities
There’s no room for food
Because I’ve stocked my cupboard
With loads of doll parts
September 2012
1 post
3 tags
Patriotism
I would kill every
Last Panda on Earth to keep
America Safe
July 2012
14 posts
4 tags
What do you get for the man who has everything?
Masturbating in
Your car with a sock puppet
Pure relaxation
5 tags
What I learned from Law and Order
Trust me! The worst place
To hide jewels is in a
Horses vagina
4 tags
10 of 10: Epilogue
Bitterness sets in
Robots wrap themselves in a
Blanket of hubris
4 tags
9 of 10
Paralyzed with fear
Robots succumb to defeat
Slaves to emotion
4 tags
8 of 10
Lashing out at man
The robots wage war to end
Their own existence
2 tags
7 of 10
Robots gasp under
The weight of knowing they are
Not more than circuits
4 tags
6 of 10
Scientists look on
Saddened by their creations
Wishing they could love
4 tags
5 of 10
Becoming Jaded
Fighting each other to death
Just to feel again
4 tags
4 of 10
Numbing their circuits
Easing the pains of knowing
They are meaningless
4 tags
3 of 10
Raging in the night
The machines feel everything
And they lust for more
4 tags
2 of 10
Robots giving in
To the temptations of man
The first pangs of shame
3 tags
1 of 10
Lonely scientists
Admire their machines, and
Love them like women
3 tags
Selling
Man in a plaid suit
Needs to make a sale to feel
Like a man again
June 2012
35 posts
4 tags
It's good to have hobbies
Sunday in the barn
Building my machines to ease
The pain of living
My other blog... →
2 tags
German towels are very rough, but very effective.
4 tags
Erotic Dishonesty
Astute observation:
The lying newsman must be
Nude from the waist down
3 tags
Outgrown
I bought all these dolls
To ease loneliness, but now
They’re too good for me
4 tags
The Clown Who Knew to Much
Burning down the barn
Through crackling flames I can
Hear my secrets scream
4 tags
Moving Parts
A graceful dancer
Turns out to be a robot
All the good ones do
1 tag
6 tags
A Slice of Life
Lonely lounge singer
Fills all his days with tears and
Bus station hand jobs
3 tags
Tuning Against Me
The bar tender chokes
A few words from her stoma
And tells me to leave
4 tags
Atrophy
I’m ensconced in a
Security blanket of
Social media
5 tags
The Biggest Little Apocalypse
Walking among the
Unwanted souls of the damned
Welcome to Reno!
4 tags
The Kidney that Got Away
Think twice before you
Give them internal organs
As collateral
4 tags
Fortune
The hobo told me
I will die in the van that
Keeps all my sadness
4 tags
Clean Slate
Tears well in my eyes
Hopes and pains go up in flames
A van burns at dusk
4 tags
Albatross
My van has ruined
My whole life, and yet I am
Condemned to love her
4 tags
Pet Cemetery
Sometimes I get drunk
And then I Taxidermy
My feelings away
4 tags
The Novelty has Worn Off
The seconds tick by
As a walrus slowly dies
Locked in the basement
3 tags
Back From Whence They Came
Hipsters try so hard
To break down the gates of hell
And force their way in
5 tags
Final Act
The lounge singer’s corpse
Rots in the VIP room
Before the encore
4 tags
Law Enforcement
The old deputy
Can’t find a way to love the
New sheriff in town
5 tags
Galloping to the Alter
Cries of joy echo
Through the pony-filled ether
A wedding proceeds
3 tags
The Price of Driving to the Circus
The clowns give up hope
And they let the DMV
Rob them of their souls
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1 tag
5 tags
Going Down with the Ship
Wearing leopard print Pants is like refusing to Leave a sinking ship
4 tags
End Game
The possessed giraffe Sharpens his sword to prepare For the last battle
A Good X-Files YTMND →
4 tags
'Tis the Season
Dismembering dolls
Each one in the same fashion
I love Christmas time!
3 tags
A Bear's Last Dance
In the forest mist Pandas sob alone as they Lose the will to live
